Assuming the theory of evolution is true -- (and, yes, it is, Sarah Palin, I'm sorry) -- why haven't British people developed gills?
Why no webbed feet? A waterproof, retractable flap of skin that extends over the head?
'Like living in tupperware' my wife once said, back in the days she was happy not to live here.
Go on. Have a look. It'll be raining.
Oh it depresses me depresses me. Depresses me.